All Episodes
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The Mystery Revealed
Captain Alden daydreams about crab cakes while the mission briefing plays. The crew descends to the reactor level, where a coffin suspended above a warp-tainted power ...
The Warp Factory
Deeper into the manufactorum, the crew finds a conveyor belt that builds servitors, hexagonal worker pods full of blood, and an eight-pointed star painted on the floor...
Duty Beyond Death
Roos kills a scribe on instinct. Aloysius wires the corpse back together as a meat puppet for interrogation. The half-dead man begs to die; the crew makes him sing sea...
A New Arrival
A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the ...
The Prisoner
The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis co...
The Maniacal Elevator
On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for t...
Dark Bidding
The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors a...
Blown out of Proportions
The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crim...
Worthy & Chosen
After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a ...
Sacrifices Were Made
The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos ...
An Ork Problem
Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the ne...
Vow of Silence
A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arr...
Grenades Solve Everything
Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. T...
The Assault Begins
The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half o...
Children of the Dawn
Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and th...
Litanies of the Lost
A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Os...